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Devious Journal Entry

Thu May 5, 2005, 10:29 AM
check out UA, it's neat

i might not be around much anymore, until i get the internet back at my house. i'm going to quit my job. i fucking hate it, and i refuse to be a nark. it's time for me to quit condoning things i'm against for a paycheck.

Hey, if you know anyone who is a good stock photographer, or if you want one of your photographs drawn, please note me. I'm desperate for the practice!

~devprose the new club for writers and such, if you want to be an up and comer, check it out
  • Listening to: fuck off and die
  • Reading: wicked

i'm such a bitchy prose goddess

Wed Apr 27, 2005, 10:18 AM
To see thumbs from UA look at last week's journal entry :)

I've been reading tons of prose for a while now, and I know that I'm not the best writer, but my piece, Siberian Deficiency is featured in Thumbshare. Actually, it's the first piece of prose to be featured there. I hope this brings more prose into the spotlight. :)

I have been writing a lot lately, reading news papers and finding ideas. Even my ramblings are becoming a daily occurrence. Right now, I thought of an idea. An idea so strange that I had to share it with you dear reader. Prepare to feast your ideas on the first zombie love story, well the first of mine. This is what I call mixing genres.

Space Invading Detective Zombie Love

His face was rotting quickly, he had only been an Invader Space Zombie for a week now, but his flesh was melting faster than butter in a fry pan. The Invader Space Zombie Cadet League had recruited him a few years earlier, but just infected him. The worst part of being an Invader Space Zombie Cadet was that you were not to be in love, but this boy was. He was in deep love with Detective Sharon Cucklebunny. She was a higher ranked Detective Invader Zombie than he, but she made great pancakes. But love is fickle that way, to find out she was making pancakes for over half of the Invader Zombie Cadet League broke the boy’s heart. He became a Zombie, so he couldn’t kill himself. He couldn’t do anything… until he ate himself to death. THE END

How’d you like that bit of literature genius? Oh I know dear reader that you enjoyed my first venture.

Cut Cut

How am I supposed to sell this bull? I mean Invader Zombie Cadets? Gluttony? This isn’t real! But this is… don’t bother reading most of the science fiction prose, mystery prose, fantasy prose and romantic prose unless you have a high threshold for painful brains. Occasionally a piece sparks the imagination, but people really need to write something worthwhile. I read it, I love it, but this is just a cry out, write something that I like and is interesting dammit. Thank you.

Hey, if you know anyone who is a good stock photographer, or if you want one of your photographs drawn, please note me. I'm desperate for the practice!

~devprose the new club for writers and such, if you want to be an up and comer, check it out
  • Listening to: smoosh - pygmy motorcycle
  • Reading: gregory macguire - wicked
  • Watching: the life of brian

prose goddess

Tue Apr 26, 2005, 8:06 AM
UA Features for April

I've been reading tons of prose for a while now, and I know that I'm not the best writer, but my piece, Siberian Deficiency is featured in Thumbshare. Actually, it's the first piece of prose to be featured there. I hope this brings more prose into the spotlight. :)

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prose

TV by ~mohinilona

Messenger by ~Zekio

jazz by ~pigeonwings

APPARITOINS by ~MrTack

Drag Daddy by ~Musings210

Waffle's end by ~Lichlord

Little Boy by ~Demitoriyani

white tile floor by ~AlexSaysHello

Hold On, Sailor. by ~AlexSaysHello

Suicide From The Inside by ~B-T-K

To Dye Your Hair Black by ~NoComment

Whiplash, Chapter 1 by ~fax-celestis

Three Easy Steps to Nirvana by *n5corp

Personification Vignettes by ~ Vaudevillain












Hey, if you know anyone who is a good stock photographer, or if you want one of your photographs drawn, please note me. I'm desperate for the practice!
  • Listening to: smoosh - pygmy motorcycle
  • Reading: gregory macguire - wicked
  • Watching: the life of brian

Devious Journal Entry

Wed Apr 20, 2005, 5:21 AM
UA Features for April

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PROSE!!!

TV by ~mohinilona

Messenger by ~Zekio

jazz by ~pigeonwings

APPARITOINS by ~MrTack

Drag Daddy by ~Musings210

Waffle's end by ~Lichlord

Little Boy by ~Demitoriyani

white tile floor by ~AlexSaysHello

Hold On, Sailor. by ~AlexSaysHello

Suicide From The Inside by ~B-T-K

To Dye Your Hair Black by ~NoComment

Whiplash, Chapter 1 by ~fax-celestis

Three Easy Steps to Nirvana by ~n5corp

Personification Vignettes by ~ Vaudevillain

Hey, if you know anyone who is a good stock photographer, or if you want one of your photographs drawn, please note me. I'm desperate for the practice!

Devious Journal Entry

Mon Apr 18, 2005, 8:01 AM
UA - Latest Entries that I have put in the Database :)

*Sweetheart-Hikari Don't Cry

~iacon Just Playing

~n5corp Three Easy Steps to Nirvana

~n5corp February and Agoraphobia

~Musings210 Drag Daddy

~secondstereo a cake at midnight

~AishiteruAijin Finding Your Own Reality

~fax-celestis Whiplash, Chapter 1

~Lichlord Waffle's end

~NoComment To Dye Your Hair Black

~NoComment No One's Fault But Mine

~NoComment tomorrow's another day

~Zekio Messenger

~Vaudevillain Personification Vignettes

~AlexSaysHello white tile floor

~AlexSaysHello Swim

~AlexSaysHello Hold On, Sailor

~mohinilona Self Reliance

=TMcAnally Glutton

~alexstrumfy Angel and Demon

~pigeonwings bohemia

~B-T-K Suicide From The Inside

~Demitoriyani Little Boy

Hey, if you know anyone who is a good stock photographer, or if you want one of your photographs drawn, please note me. I'm desperate for the practice!

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